A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road callling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"
- Linda Ellerbee
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis
- Linda Ellerbee
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis
No comments:
Post a Comment