Thursday, July 31, 2008

Quotes from women

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton

Thought for the day-7secrets of success

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Thought for the day-Medical insurance

"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!"

Funny thoughts-Old

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Inspirational Quotes-Fight

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

- Mark Twain

Motivational thoughts-Perseverance

Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.
- J. Andrews

Monday, July 28, 2008

Thought for the Day

"We cannot hold a torch to another man's path without brightening our own"

Humor quotes

"I am not afraid of death. I just don't wanna be there when it happens"
-Woody Allen

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Sunday, July 27, 2008


A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
- Rhonda Hansome

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Thought for the day

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

Funny thoughts-Airport Manager's dream

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Friday, July 25, 2008

Humor quotes-Inside

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey

Deep thoughts-Inferior

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Thursday, July 24, 2008



Quotes from WOMEN

A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road callling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"
- Linda Ellerbee

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Random Funny thoughts

Some people can't tell a lie, others can't tell the truth,
nd others can't tell the difference.

Short Humor Quotes

My Reality Check bounced.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Famous Quotes-Doubts

When doubts haunt me, when disappointments stare me in the face, and I see not one ray of hope on the horizon, I turn to Bhagavad-Gita and find a verse to comfort me; and I immediately begin to smile in the midst of overwhelming sorrow. Those who meditate on the Gita will derive fresh joy and new meanings from it every day.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Life-A pillow and a blanket

A long time ago, a young, wealthy girl was getting ready for bed. She was saying her prayers when she heard a muffled crying coming through her window. A little frightened, she went over to the window and leaned out. Another girl, who seemed to be about her age and homeless was standing in the alley by the rich girls house. Her heart went out to the homeless girl, for it was the dead of winter, and the girl had no blanket, only old newspapers someone had thrown out.
The rich girl was suddenly struck with a brilliant idea. She called to the other girl and said, "You there, come to my front door, please."
The homeless girl was so startled she could only manage to nod.
As quick as her legs could take her, the young girl ran down the hall to her mothers closet, and picked out an old quilt and a beat up pillow. She had to walk slower down to the front door as to not trip over the quilt which was hanging down, but she made it eventually. Dropping both the articles, she opened the door. Standing there was the homeless girl, looking quite scared. The rich girl smiled warmly and handed both articles to the other girl. Her smile grew wider as she watched the true amazement and happiness alight upon the other girl's face. She went to bed incredibly satisfied.
In mid-morning the next day a knock came to the door. The rich girl flew to the door hoping that it was the other little girl there. She opened the large door and looked outside. It was the other little girl. Her face looked happy, and she smiled. "I suppose you want these back."
The rich little girl opened her mouth to say that she could keep them when another idea popped into her head. "No, I want them back."
The homeless girl's face fell. This was obviously not the answer she had hoped for. She reluctantly laid down the beat up things, and turned to leave when the rich girl yelled, "Wait! Stay right there." She turned in time to see the rich girl running up the stairs and down a long corridor. Deciding whatever the rich little girl was doing wasn't worth waiting for she started to turn around and walk away. As her foot hit the first step, she felt someone tap her on the shoulder, turning she saw the rich little girl, thrusting a new blanket and pillow at her. "Have these." she said quietly.
These were her own personal belonging made of silk and down feathers.
As the two grew older they didn't see each other much, but they were never far from each other's minds. One day, the Rich girl, who was now a Rich woman got a telephone call from someone. A lawyer, saying that she was requested to see him. When she arrived at the office, he told her what had happened. Forty years ago, when she was nine years old, she had helped a little girl in need. That grew into a middle-class woman with a husband and two children. She had recently died and left something for her in her will. "Though," the lawyer said, "it's the most peculiar thing. She left you a pillow and a blanket."

Monday, July 21, 2008

Funny thoughts-Itch

Some people itch for success when they should be scratching for it.

Humor Quotes-Exercise

"Most people are so lazy, that they don't even exercise good judgement!"

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Motivational thoughts

The great sin -- Gossip.
The great crippler -- Fear.
The greatest mistake -- Giving up.
The most satisfying experience -- Doing your duty first.
The best action -- Keep the mind clear and judgment good.
The greatest blessing -- Good health.
The biggest fool - The man who lies to himself.
The great gamble -- Substituting hope for facts.
The most certain thing in life -- Change.
The greatest joy -- Being needed.
The cleverest man -- The one who does what he thinks is right.
The most potent force -- Positive thinking.
The greatest opportunity -- The next one.
The greatest thought -- God.
The greatest victory -- Victory over self.
The best play -- Successful work.
The greatest handicap -- Egotism.
The most expensive indulgence -- Hate.
The most dangerous man -- The liar
The most ridiculous trait -- False pride.
The greatest loss -- Loss of self confidence.
The greatest need -- Common sense.

Humor quotes-Abortion

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Short humor quotes

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Thoughts on Life

As Gandhi stepped aboard a train one day, one of his shoes slipped off and landed on the track. He was unable to retrieve it as the train was moving. To the amazement of his companions, Gandhi calmly took off his other shoe and threw it back along the track to land close to the first.
Asked by a fellow passenger why he did so, Gandhi smiled. "The poor man who finds the shoes lying on the track," he replied, "will now have a pair he can use."

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Famous Quotes-Success

"Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome."
- Arthur Ashe

Thought for the Day-The Brain

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Funny thoughts- Top 10 things only women understand

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made



Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Quotes-What you leave behind

What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.

Funny thoughts-Ouch!

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Deep thoughts-Be A Lake

The old Master instructed the unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and then to drink it.
"How does it taste?" the Master asked.
"Awful," spat the apprentice.
The Master chuckled and then asked the young man to take another handful of salt and put it in the lake.
The two walked in silence to the nearby lake and when the apprentice swirled his handful of salt into the lake, the old man said, "Now drink from the lake."
As the water dripped down the young man's chin, the Master asked, "How does it taste?"
"Good!" remarked the apprentice.
"Do you taste the salt?" asked the Master.
"No," said the young man.
The Master sat beside this troubled young man, took his hands, and said, "The pain of life is pure salt; no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the same. But the amount we taste the 'pain' depends on the container we put it into.
"So when you are in pain, the only thing you can do is to enlarge your sense of things ..... Stop being a glass. Become a lake!"

Famous Quotes-Never Tell

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do
and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
- General George S. Patton

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Humor quotes-Misplaced

I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.

Funny thoughts-Smoking

"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"

Friday, July 11, 2008

Motivational thoughts-God's wish

No more excuses now. God can use you to your full potential.
Besides you aren't the message, you are just the messenger.

1. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
2. Dear God, I have a problem, it's me.
3. Growing old is inevitable . growing UP is optional.
4. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.
5. Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.
6. Do the math. count your blessings.
7. Faith is the ability to not panic.
8. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.
9. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.
10. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.
11. Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.
12. The most important things in your house are the people.
13. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot.
14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.
15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.



Thursday, July 10, 2008

Inspirational quotes-A good listener

A good listener is not only popular everywhere,
but after a while he gets to know something.
- Wilson Mizner

Funny thoughts-Offended

"A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Famous Quotes-Einstein's theory on Relativity

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

THAT'S relativity.

- Albert Einstein

Thought for the day-Lighting

A Candle loses nothing by lighting another candle

thought for the day

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Humor quotes-Anything

My wife will buy anything marked down.
Last year she bought an escalator.

Thoughts on Life

Education is not preparation for Life.
Education is Life itself.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Thought for the day-Obstacles

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
- E.Joseph Cossman.

Funny thoughts-Hungry apple!

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Sunday, July 6, 2008

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Funny thoughts-Free speech

"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"

Humor Quotes-Teenagers

"Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults!"

Friday, July 4, 2008

Deep thoughts-Dilemma

There is no no dilemma compared with that of the deep-sea diver who hears the message from the ship above:
"Come up at once. We are sinking."

Thoughts - "Rumour"


Thursday, July 3, 2008

Humor quotes-Anti-Gravity

I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down.

Funny thoughts-If turtles could fly!

funny thoughts

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Love quotes

  • The virtue of true love is not finding the perfect person, but loving the imperfect person perfectly.
  • The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.
  • Some joys are better expressed in silence as a smile holds more meaning than words. I was asked if i enjoy having you in my life..I just smiled!

Famous Quotes

My mother never saw the irony in calling me son-of-a-bitch.
--Jack Nicholson