Monday, January 31, 2011


A needle is not sharp at both ends.
-Chinese proverb

Philosophical quotes-Listen carefully

I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.
- Charles C. Finn

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Motivational thoughts-Impact of Attitude

The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.

Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do.

It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home.

The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable.

The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.

~ Chuck Swindoll

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Sexual quotes-Theory of Relativity

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets."

Hilarious quotes-Good judgement

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
-- Vice President Al Gore

Friday, January 28, 2011

Encouring quotes-Who you are

“Do you want to know who you are? Don’t ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.”
– Thomas Jefferson

Daily quotes-Disappear

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
- Douglas Adams.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Thought for the day-Grandmother

A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.

Deep thoughts-Profound truth

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Sarcastic quotes-Not a Republican

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
-H.L. Mencken

Love quotes-True and deepest

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
~George Jean Nathan

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Thought for the day-The truth

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
-Oscar Wilde

Philosophical quotes-Bitterest drop

The complete irresponsibility of man for his actions and his nature is the bitterest drop which he who understands must swallow.
- Friedrich Nietzsche, 1890

Monday, January 24, 2011

Hilarious quotes-Fell off

"I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom."
- Rodney Dangerfield.

Famous people quotes-Greater poverty

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
-Mother Teresa

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Motivational thoughts-Anyway

And the song inspired by the "THE FINAL ANALYSIS" spirit is a top 20 song called "Anyway" on the Country Western charts and is sung by Martina McBride, four time female vocalist of the year.
It inspires you to build, love, follow your own dream, and sing your own song.


You can spend your whole life buildin'
Somethin' from nothin'
One storm can come and blow it all away
Build it anyway

You can chase a dream
That seems so out of reach
And you know it might not ever come your way
Dream it anyway

God is great, but sometimes life ain't good
When I pray it doesn't always turn out like I think it should
But I do it anyway
I do it anyway

This worlds gone crazy and it's hard to believe
That tomorrow will be better than today
Believe it anyway
You can love someone with all your heart
For all the right reasons
An in a moment they can choose to walk away
love 'em anyway

God is great, but sometimes life ain't good
When I pray it doesn't always turn out like I think it should
But I do it anyway
I do it anyway

You can pour your soul out singing a song u believe in
but tomorrow they will forget you ever sang
Sing it anyway!

Yeah I sing,
I dream,
I love anyway!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Funny thoughts-Leave the house

I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

Sexual quotes-Natural phenomenon

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to ?"
- Bette Midler.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Proverbs-Teeth of a horse

Do not check the teeth of a horse given as a present.
-Spanish proverb

Philosophical quotes-True one

The simplest and most obvious cause which can there be assigned for any phenomena, is probably the true one.
- David Hume, 1737

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Love quotes-Cheap and easy

"Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me ?"
— Boethius (524CE).

Short quotes-Mixed Marriages

All marriages are mixed marriages.
- Chantal Saperstein

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Inspirational quotes-Courage

“Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.”
– Winston Churchill


You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic; You cannot have both at the same time.
– Bertrand Meyer

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Hilarious quotes-Immorality

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
- Bill Cosby

Thought for the day-Well lived

Yesterday is but a dream, tomorrow is but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Philosophical quotes-Seeking

Seeking is not always the way to find.
- Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827

Famous people quotes-Imagination

All meaningful and lasting change starts first in your imagination and then works its way out. Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
- Albert Einstein

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Thoughts-Cannot multiply wealth by dividing

'You cannot Legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."

-Adrian Rogers, 1931

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Sarcastic quotes-Merchandise candidates

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is.the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.
- Adlai Stevenson, Democratic National Convention, 18 August 1956

Sexual quotes-Admonishments

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
- Lynne Lavner.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Political quotes-U.S. congressmen

There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.
~Author Unknown

Deep thoughts-Terrible poverty

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.
-Mother Teresa

Thursday, January 13, 2011


A thousand men can't undress a naked man.
~Greek Proverb

Hilarious quotes-Back to youth

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
-Oscar Wilde

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Love quotes-Never a mistake

"One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved."
- Romain Roland (1866-1944), french writer and Nobel prize winner.

Time quotes-Companion

Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, played by Patrick Stewart, from the film "Star Trek: Generations"

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Funny thoughts-Twice

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Thought for the day-Test of Literature

The test of literature is, I suppose, whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it.
- Elizabeth Drew

Monday, January 10, 2011

Famous people quotes-Love message

If we want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.
-Mother Teresa

Hilarious quotes-Sanctity of human life

"Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."
- Orrin Hatch, Senator from Utah, explaining his support of the death penalty.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Thoughts-The final Analysis


People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies.
Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and sincere people may deceive you.
Be honest and sincere anyway.

What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight.
Create anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, will often be forgotten.
Do good anyway.

Give the best you have, and it will never be enough.
Give your best anyway.

In the final analysis, it is between you and God.
I was never between you and them anyway.
-this version is credited to Mother Teresa

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Sexual quotes-Family

"Where does the family start ? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl — no superior alternative has yet been found."
- Winston Churchill.

Deep thoughts-Forever

"Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow."
- Mahatma Gandhi

Friday, January 7, 2011

Political quotes-Red, white and blue

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.
~Clare Boothe Luce


Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
- Chinese proverb

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Winning quotes-Skills

"A winner is someone who recognizes his God-given talents, works his tail off to develop them into skills and uses these skills to accomplish his goals."
- Larry Bird

Stupid quotes-Funeral

My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday.
When I told my boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year.
He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday.
He said, "That would be better for me."
(Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Famous people quotes-Inferiority

The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.

Philosophical quotes-Analysis

When a truth is necessary, the reason for it can be found by analysis, that is, by resolving it into simpler ideas and truths until the primary ones are reached. It is this way that in mathematics speculative theorems and practical canons are reduced by analysis to definitions, axioms and postulates.
-Leibniz, 1670

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Hilarious quotes-Slum neighborhood

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

Inspirational quotes-Paradox

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Deep thoughts-Territory

The map is not the territory.
~Alfred Korzybski

Thought for the day-Break love

"You can break love, but it won't die."

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Poetry by Rabindranath Tagore

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high;

Where knowledge is free;

Where the world has not been broken up

into fragments by narrow domestic walls;

Where words come out from the depth of truth;

Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection;

Where the clear stream of reason

has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit;

Where the mind is led forward by thee into ever-widening thought and action---

Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake.

- Rabindranath Tagore

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Love quotes-Worthwhile

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
- Franklin P. Jones.

Motivational thoughts-Promise

God didn't promise days without pain, laughter, without sorrow, sun, without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.