Saturday, January 31, 2009

Funny thoughts-Celibacy

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Quotes-Relax

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

Friday, January 30, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Famous political quotes-Govt.

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
- Ronald Reagan

Funny thoughts-Entertainment

"If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation"

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Thoughtful sms collection

Half of the problems in life are because we ACT without thinking.. And rest half is because we keep on THINKING without acting.

When your commitment is deeper than the sea and your ambition is taller than a mountain, your future will be brighter than the Sun....!

Everyone is good to you,till you expect nothing from them..!And you are too Good to them only till you fulfill their expectations..!

A beautiful life does not just happen..it is built daily, in payer, humility, sacrifice

Confidence never comes if we have all the answers , but it comes , when we are ready for all the questions.

A beautiful saying.. If ur eyes are sweet you would like all the people of the world.. But if ur tongue is sweet all the people of the world will like you.

"The person who loves you most will Trouble and irritate you the maximum, but when you drop a tear, he will fight with the whole world to stop your tears"

Wellwisher is not who meets you everyday and talk with you everyday. Wellwisher is one who may or may not meet you but always think of you......

Thought for the day-Wasted

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Love quotes-Richest

"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."
-Lawrence Durrell

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Monday, January 26, 2009

Quotes-Marry for money

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
-Scottish Proverb

Motivational thoughts-Happiest

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Funny thoughts-Open minded

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Thought for the day

Anything in life that we don't accept will simply make trouble for us....until we make peace with it.

Humor quotes-Love

Love means never having to say,
"Does that twenty include the spanking?"

Friday, January 23, 2009

Famous quotes-Tax

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
- Winston Churchill

Funny thoughts-Gift

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Thought for the Day-Psychiatrist

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

Love quotes-Doubt

"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."
-La Rochefoucauld

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Deep thoughts-Great things

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
- Vincent Van Gogh

Funny thoughts-Expenses

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Political quotes-Interest

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
- Pericles (430 B.C.)

Humor quotes-Cat out

My wife asked me if I put the cat out.
I said I didn't know it was on fire.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Thoughts-Potatoes

A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game. The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.
So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes.
The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go for 1 week.
Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags.
After 1 week, the children were relieved because the game had finally ended.
The teacher asked: 'How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?' The children let out their frustrations and started complaining of the trouble that they had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go.
Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game.
The teacher said: 'This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody inside your heart. The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just 1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime???'

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Thought for the Day-Stay

Short inspirational quotes-Shipwrecked

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Build a Boat".
- Steven Wright.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Funny thoughts-Unsure

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Deep thoughts-Friends

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Thought for the Day

Death is hereditary.

Love quotes

"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"
-Christopher Marlowe

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Thoughts on Life

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

Humor quotes

To err is human, to moo, bovine.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Political quotes-Health care

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
- P.J. O'Rourke

Funny thoughts-Tougher

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Thoughts-Old rags

A beggar lived near the king's palace. One day he saw a proclamation posted outside the palace gate. The king was giving a great dinner. Anyone dressed in royal garments was invited to the party.
The beggar went on his way. He looked at the rags he was wearing and sighed. Surely only kings and their families wore royal robes, he thought. Slowly an idea crept into his mind. The audacity of it made him tremble. Would he dare?
He made his way back to the palace. He approached the guard at the gate. "Please, sire, I would like to speak to the king."
"Wait here," the guard replied. In a few minutes, he was back. "His majesty will see you," he said, and led the beggar in.
"You wish to see me?" asked the king.
"Yes, your majesty. I want so much to attend the banquet, but I have no royal robes to wear. Please, sir, if I may be so bold, may I have one of your old garments so that I, too, may come to the banquet?"
The beggar shook so hard that he could not see the faint smile that was on the king's face. "You have been wise in coming to me," the king said. He called to his son, the young prince. "Take this man to your room and array him in some of your clothes."
The prince did as he was told and soon the beggar was standing before a mirror, clothed in garments that he had never dared hope for.
"You are now eligible to attend the king's banquet tomorrow night," said the prince. "But even more important, you will never need any other clothes. These garments will last forever."
The beggar dropped to his knees. "Oh, thank you," he cried. But as he started to leave, he looked back at his pile of dirty rags on the floor. He hesitated. What if the prince was wrong? What if he would need his old clothes again. Quickly he gathered them up.
The banquet was far greater than he had ever imagined, but he could not enjoy himself as he should. He had made a small bundle of his old rags and it kept falling off his lap. The food was passed quickly and the beggar missed some of the greatest delicacies.
Time proved that the prince was right. The clothes lasted forever. Still the poor beggar grew fonder and fonder of his old rags. As time passed people seemed to forget the royal robes he was wearing. They saw only the little bundle of filthy rags that he clung to wherever he went. They even spoke of him as the old man with the rags.One day as he lay dying, the king visited him.
The beggar saw the sad look on the king's face when he looked at the small bundle of rags by the bed. Suddenly the beggar remembered the prince's words and he realized that his bundle of rags had cost him a lifetime of true royalty. He wept bitterly at his folly. And the king wept with him.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Deep thoughts-The future

The future is not a gift - it is an achievement.
- Harry Lauder

Famous sexual quotes-Oral

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush

Friday, January 9, 2009

Funny thoughts-Proportional

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

Political quotes-Big enough

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Humor Quotes-Misprint

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

Love quotes-Discovery

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
-Alexander Smith

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Inspirational quotes-Internal Motivation

Internal motivation comes from within, such as pride, a sense of achievement, responsibility and belief. Internal motivation is the inner gratification, not for success or winning, but for the fulfillment that comes from having done it. It is a feeling of accomplishment, rather than just achieving a goal.

Funny thoughts-Insanity

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Sarcastic Quotes-Toll

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change

Political quotes-Art of Govt

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
- Voltaire (1764)

Monday, January 5, 2009

Famous Quotes-Tax

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
- Mark Twain

Funny thoughts-Charge

To run an electrical shop, you need a volting ambition to take charge.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Life-What goes around

One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help.
So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was those chills which only fear can put in you.
He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough.
Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him.
Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped.
Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, "And think of me."
He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps.
The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair.
She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude.
The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan.
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hudrred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door.
She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.
There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: "You don't owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you."
Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.
Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard....
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, "Everything's going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson."
There is an old saying "What goes around comes around."

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Humor quotes-Passion

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Love quotes-Disguise

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
-La Rochefoucauld

Friday, January 2, 2009

Political quotes-Unemployed politicians

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.
- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

Funny thoughts on Marriage

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Love quotes-Face of God

"To love another person is to see the face of God."
-Les Miserables

Motivational thoughts-Playing in the reserves

There was a young boy who used to come for regular practice but always played in the reserves and never made it to the soccer eleven. While he was practicing, his father used to sit at the far end, waiting for him. The matches had started and for four days, he didn't show up for practice or the quarter or semifinals. All of a sudden he showed up for the finals, went to the coach and said, "Coach, you have always kept me in the reserves and never let me play in the finals. But today, please let me play."
The coach said, "Son, I'm sorry, I can't let you. There are better players than you and besides, it is the finals, the reputation of the school is at stake and I cannot take a chance."
The boy pleaded, "Coach, I promise I will not let you down. I beg of you, please let me play."
The coach had never seen the boy plead like this before. He said, "OK, son, go, play. But remember, I am going against my better judgment and the reputation of the school is at stake. Don't let me down."
The game started and the boy played like a house on fire. Every time he got the ball, he Shot a goal. Needless to say, he was the best player and the star of the game. His team had a spectacular win. When the game finished, the coach went up to him and said, "Son, how could I have been so wrong in my life. I have never seen you play like this before. What happened?
How did you play so well?" The boy replied, "Coach, my father is watching me today."
The coach turned around and looked at the place where the boy's father used to sit. There was no one there. He said, "Son, your father used to sit there when you came for practice, but I don't see anyone there today." The boy replied, "Coach, there is something I never told you. My father was blind. Just four days ago, he died. Today is the first day he is watching me from above."

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