Friday, June 13, 2008

Humor quotes on Sex

  1. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
  2. Virginity can be cured.
  3. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
  4. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
  5. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
  6. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

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