Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Funny thoughts-One liners

  • A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.
  • Drive carefully. We need every taxpayer we can get.
  • Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
  • There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. It could be a right number.
  • There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
  • There's one difference between the tax collector and the taxidermist. The taxidermist leaves the hide.

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