Humor Quotes-Murphy's other laws

* Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
* He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
* If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to
pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
* If the shoe fits, get another one just like it for the other foot...
* The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
* Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
* The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
* When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who are not smart to enough to get out of jury

duty.