Saturday, May 31, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Love quotes-to be happy
You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Thought for the Day-Religious War
A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Love Quotes
Never underestimate the amazing power of love to change hearts and mindsets. Love can even give fresh inspiration to tackle what seems to be impossible.
~ Unknown
Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need.
~ Unknown
Destiny decides who you meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.
~ Unknown
~ Unknown
Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need.
~ Unknown
Destiny decides who you meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.
~ Unknown
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Thought for the day-The world
"To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world"
but to one person you just might be the world"
Monday, May 26, 2008
Thoughts-Contrast
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said,'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.
But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.'
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.
There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand.'
It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'
The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.
But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.'
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.
There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand.'
It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Funny thoughts
All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive.
Or married to someone else!
Or married to someone else!
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Random Thoughts
You had so many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
But you chose Marriage, a long, slow, sure and tormenting process of death.
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
But you chose Marriage, a long, slow, sure and tormenting process of death.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Famous Quotes-Unless
To be wronged or robbed is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
- Confucius
- Confucius
Humor Quotes-Murphy's other laws
* Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
* He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
* If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to
pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
* If the shoe fits, get another one just like it for the other foot...
* The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
* Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
* The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
* When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who are not smart to enough to get out of jury
duty.
* He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
* If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to
pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
* If the shoe fits, get another one just like it for the other foot...
* The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
* Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
* The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
* When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who are not smart to enough to get out of jury
duty.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Deep thoughts
You are expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person?
Rationality: Don't expect a tiger not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Rationality: Don't expect a tiger not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Thoughts-Great truths that adults have learnt:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Thoughts-True Love
The virtue of true love is not finding the perfect person, but loving the imperfect person perfectly.
Humor quotes-Pun Intended
* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
* It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
* Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
* When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."
* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
* It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
* Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
* When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Thought for the day
Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Funny thoughts-More Computer Age Sayings
1) The modem is the message.
2) Too many clicks spoil the browse.
3) The geek shall inherit the earth.
4) There's no place like http://www.home. com.
5) Don't byte off more than you can view.
6) Fax is stranger than fiction.
7) What boots up must come down.
8) Windows will never cease.
9) Virtual reality is its own reward.
10) Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
2) Too many clicks spoil the browse.
3) The geek shall inherit the earth.
4) There's no place like http://www.home. com.
5) Don't byte off more than you can view.
6) Fax is stranger than fiction.
7) What boots up must come down.
8) Windows will never cease.
9) Virtual reality is its own reward.
10) Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Thoughts-More Men
There are more men than women in mental hospitals - which just goes to show who's driving who crazy.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Deep thoughts-Destiny
Destiny decides who you meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Life-Much to learn
It was a sports stadium.
Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.
* Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!!
With the sound of Toy pistol , all eight girls started running .
Hardly had they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, she started crying because of her bruises.
When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.
One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post.
Officials were shocked . Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached even GOD!
This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently!
The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health.
All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children.
Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.
* Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!!
With the sound of Toy pistol , all eight girls started running .
Hardly had they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, she started crying because of her bruises.
When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.
One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post.
Officials were shocked . Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached even GOD!
This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently!
The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health.
All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children.
Famous Quotes
Learning without thought is the labor lost
thought without learning is perilous
-Confucius
thought without learning is perilous
-Confucius
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Humor quotes-Computer Age Saying
1) Home is where you hang your @.
2) The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3) A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4) You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5) Great groups from little icons grow.
6) Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7) In some places, C:\ is the root of all directories.
8) Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice.
9) Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.
2) The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3) A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4) You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5) Great groups from little icons grow.
6) Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7) In some places, C:\ is the root of all directories.
8) Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice.
9) Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.
Famous quotes
If all our misfortunes were laid on one common heap, where everyone must take an equal portion, most people would content to take their own and depart.
- Socrates
- Socrates
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Humor Quotes
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962
~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962
Monday, May 12, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Thoughts-Good or Evil?
In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very philosophical too, because it visualizes the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil)
Friday, May 9, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Famous Quotes
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
~ Oprah Winfrey
~ Oprah Winfrey
Deep thoughts
If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Some Quotes
* We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. ~Author Unknown
* Life is a long process of getting tired. ~Samuel Butler
* Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable. ~Kathleen Norris
* Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes. ~Luigi Pirandello
* Life is a long process of getting tired. ~Samuel Butler
* Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable. ~Kathleen Norris
* Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes. ~Luigi Pirandello
Thoughts-Life cycle backwards
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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