Sarcastic quotes-The only difference

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
~Oscar Levant

Deep thoughts-Literature

Every man's memory is his private literature.
- Aldous Huxley, 1894-1963, British Author

Funny thoughts-Spouse

If you want a spouse who is smart, rich and devoted, you are going to have to get married three times.

Sexual quotes-Peak

“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
- Rita Rudner (American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA)

Thoughts on Life-Learn, live and hope

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
- Anonymous