Humor quotes-The tallest president

"The tallest president was Abraham Lincoln, 6'4". I think four of those feet were hat."
- Craig Ferguson

Sexual quotes-Sleep

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
- Jay McInerney

Famous people quotes-Forgotten

Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them.
- George Eliot

Sarcastic quotes-Moaning wildlife

"The North Korea news agency is saying that the birds and the pandas and all the wildlife are moaning because they're so depressed over the death of Kim Jong Il. Wait a minute. Is it possible they are moaning because they live in North Korea?"
-David Letterman

Philosophical quotes-Best life

The life of theoretical philosophy is the best and happiest a man can lead. Few men are capable of it (and then only intermittently). For the rest there is a second-best way of life, that of moral virtue and practical wisdom.
- Aristotle, Metaphysics