Saturday, September 25, 2010

Hilarious quotes-Act busy

"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
(R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/ 3M Corp.)

Sarcastic quotes-Yielded

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand

Friday, September 24, 2010

Quotes-Memory of books

In his commerce with men I mean him to include- and that principally- those who live only in the memory of books. By means of history he will frequent those great souls of former years. If you want it to be so, history can be a waste of time; it can also be, if you want it to be so, a study bearing fruit beyond price.
(de Montaigne)

Famous quotes-Simplicity

"Simplicity is the key to brilliance.”
– Bruce Lee

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Funny quotes-Chairs for ladies

"The chairs in the cabin are for the ladies. Gentlemen are not to make use of them till the ladies are seated."
Instructions posted in a river cruise ship, Suir River, Ireland.