Love quotes-Everything

Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life.
~Author Unknown

Life-Challenges

Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
~ Joshua J. Marine

Thought for the day-Music

Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul

Funny thoughts-President

In America any boy may become President & I suppose its just one of the risks he takes.

Thoughts on life-Two sides

In the book of life every page has two sides: we human beings fill the upper side with our plans, hopes and wishes, but providence writes on the other side, and what it ordains is seldom our goal.
- Nisami

Meaningful quotes- Past and the present

If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find we have lost the future.
- Winston Churchill, 1874-1965, English Politician and Author

Inspirational quotes-Miracle

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

Friendship quotes-Mansion on sand

All love that has not friendship for its base, Is like a mansion built upon the sand.
~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Sarcastic quotes-Love affair

I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.
- Tynan

Thought for the day-

“As you climb the ladder of success, check occasionally to make sure it’s leaning against the right wall.”
- Anonymous

Famous sexual quotes-Swelling

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
- Dustin Hoffman

Thoughful quotes-Urgency

Without a sense of urgency, desire loses its value.
~ Jim Rohn

Golf quotes-Tragic

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
- Robert Lynd

Love quotes-Gravitation

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
~Albert Einstein

Funny thoughts-Defining a bachelor

1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
2) A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
3) A man who never makes the same mistake once.
4) A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony.
5) A person who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
6) The only man who has never told his wife a lie.

Humor quotes-Choices for Women and Men

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
- Tim Allen

Thoughts-The Necklace

The cheerful little girl with bouncy golden curls was almost five.
Waiting with her mother at the checkout stand, she saw them, a circle of glistening white pearls in a pink foil box. "Oh mommy please, Mommy. Can I have them? Please, Mommy, please?"
Quickly the mother checked the back of the little foil box and then looked back into the pleading blue eyes of her little girl's upturned face.
"A dollar ninety-five. That's almost $2.00. If you really want them, I'll think of some extra chores for you and in no time you can save enough money to buy them for yourself. Your birthday's only a week away and you might get another crisp dollar bill from Grandma."
As soon as Jenny got home, she emptied her penny bank and counted out 17 pennies.
After dinner, she did more than her share of chores and she went to the neighbor and asked Mrs. McJames if she could pick dandelions for ten cents.
On her birthday, Grandma did give her another new dollar bill and at last she had enough money to buy the necklace. Jenny loved her pearls. They made her feel dressed up and grown up. She wore them everywhere, Sunday school, kindergarten, even to bed. The only time she took them off was when she went swimming or had a bubble bath.
Mother said if they got wet, they might turn her neck green. Jenny had a very loving daddy and every night when she was ready for bed, he would stop whatever he was doing and come upstairs to read her a story.
One night as he finished the story, he asked Jenny, "Do you love me?"
"Oh yes, daddy. You know that I love you." "Then give me your pearls."
"Oh, daddy, not my pearls. But you can have Princess, the white horse from my collection, the one with the pink tail. Remember, daddy? The one you gave me. She's my very favorite."
"That's okay, Honey, daddy loves you. Good night."
And he brushed her cheek with a kiss.
About a week later, after the story time, Jenny's daddy asked again, "Do you love me?"
"Daddy, you know I love you."
"Then give me your pearls."
"Oh Daddy, not my pearls. But you can have my baby doll. The brand new one I got for my birthday. She is beautiful and you can have the yellow blanket that matches her sleeper."
"That's okay. Sleep well. God bless you, little one. Daddy loves you."
And as always, he brushed her cheek with a gentle kiss. A few nights later when her daddy came in, Jenny was sitting on her bed with her legs crossed Indian style.
As he came close, he noticed her chin was trembling and one silent tear rolled down her cheek.
"What is it, Jenny? What's the matter?"
Jenny didn't say anything but lifted her little hand up to her daddy.
And when she opened it, there was her little pearl necklace. With a little quiver, she finally said, "Here, daddy; this is for you."
With tears gathering in his own eyes, Jenny's daddy reached out with one hand to take the dime store necklace, and with the other hand he reached into his pocket and pulled out a blue velvet case with a strand of genuine pearls and gave them to Jenny. He had them all the time. He was just waiting for her to give up the dime-store stuff so he could give her the genuine treasure.

Deep thoughts-Perseverance and Obstinacy

"The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't"

Thoughts on life-Grindstone

Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds us down or polishes us up depends on us.
- Thomas L. Holdcroft

Love thoughts and quotes-Worth

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
~MASH, Hawkeye

Funny thoughts-End of human race

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

Motivational thoughts-Cross roads

Sometimes we come to life's crossroads and view what we think is the end, But God has a much wider vision and He knows it's only a bend - The road will go on and get smoother, and after we've stopped for a rest,
The path that lies hidden beyond us is often the part that is best.
So rest and relax and grow stronger
Let go and let God share your load,
And have faith in a brighter tomorrow
You've just come to a bend in the road.

Thought for the day-The same

"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same"

Quotes-Footprints

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts.
And we are never, ever the same.
- Anonymous

Humor quotes-Philosopher

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Thoughtful quotes-Enthusiasm

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.
~ Charles Schwab

Friendship quotes-Restored

But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, all losses are restored and sorrows end.
~ William Shakespeare

Famous quotes-Love

Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
-Pablo Picasso

Funny thoughts-New Words

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

Thought for the day-Wrestle

Never wrestle with a pig - you'll both get dirty, and the pig will love it.

Motivational quotes-Hanging on

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
~ William Feather

Quotes on Life-Wisdom

You should always learn, with life comes wisdom and with wisdom comes the courage to live your life selflessly. The more you learn about yourself and the experiences surrounding your life the more opportunities you have to make your life better and more fulfilling.
-Amy Candy

Thoughts-Live a life that matters

Ready or not, some day it will all come to an end. There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days.
All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten, will pass to someone else.
Your wealth, fame and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance. It will not matter what you owned or what you were owed.Your grudges, resentments, frustrations, and jealousies will finally disappear. So, too, your hopes, ambitions, plans, and to-do lists will expire.The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away.
It won't matter where you came from, or on what side of the tracks you lived, at the end. It won't matter whether you were beautiful or brilliant. Even your gender and skin color will be irrelevant.
So what will matter? How will the value of your days be measured?
What will matter is not what you bought, but what you built; not what you got, but what you gave.
What will matter is not your success, BUT your significance.
What will matter is not what you learned, BUT what you taught.
What will matter is every act of integrity, compassion, courage or sacrifice that enriched, empowered or encouraged others to emulate your example.
What will matter is not your competence, BUT your character.
What will matter is not how many people you knew, BUT how many will feel a lasting loss when you're gone.
What will matter is not your memories, BUT the memories that live in those who loved you.
What will matter is how long you will be remembered, by whom and for what.

Deep thoughts-Walking clothes

Walking in a city slum, you see many people walking with no clothes on them. But worse is all those clothes walking around with no person in them!

Meaningful quotes-Unfortunate

He is the most unfortunate who's today is not better than yesterday.
~Muhammad

Short quotes-Consistency

The secret of success is consistency of purpose.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Sexual quotes-Comfortable

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert DE Niro

Funny thoughts-Of importance

Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.

Thoughtful quotes-Meeting diffulties

There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them.
~Phyllis Bottome

Motivational thoughts-Begin it

Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius and power and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe

Love quotes-Seed of hope

Love is the seed of all hope.
It is the enticement to trust, to risk, to try, to go on.
-Gloria Gaither

Thought for the day-Destiny

"Sometimes a man meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it"
(Clive Owen in The International)

Marriage quotes-Trapped animal

Marriage : The only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Motivational thoughts-The way to success

You always pass failure on the way to success.
~Mickey Rooney

Humor golf quotes-Idleness

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
- William Wordsworth

Thoughts on Life-Let's go

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, ‘I am with you kid. Let’s go!’
- Maya Angelou

Deep thoughts-All the answers

We may sometimes think we know all the answers, then comes life and changes all the questions.

Inspirational quotes-Vision

Your purpose explains what you are doing with your life.
Your vision explains how you are living your purpose.
Your goals enable you to realize your vision.
- by Bob Proctor

Meaningful quotes-Against the wind

Kites rise highest against the wind not with it .
~ Sir Winston Churchill

Thoughts-Wedding passbook

Monica married Nick this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit amount.
Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your married life. When there's something happy and memorable in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Nick. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'
Monica shared this with Nick when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made. This was what they did after certain time:

* 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Nick after marriage
* 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica
* 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
* 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant
* 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Nick got promoted
* ..... and so on...
However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the nastiest people in the world.... no more love.Kind of typical nowadays, huh?
One day Monica talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We have agreed to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!"
Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'
Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joys and happiness just came to her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.
When she was home, she handed the passbook to Nick, asked him to spend the money before getting thr divorce.
The next day, Nick gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'
They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone through all the good years in their life.

Thought for the day-Losing happiness

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.

Funny definitions-Actuary

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
(Laurence J. Peter)

Love thoughts and quotes-Diminish

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
~Stephen King

Friendship quotes-Wags

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.

Quotes on Marriage-Bridegrooms Anonymous

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
- Dick Martin

Funny thoughts-Meeting

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Inspirational quotes-Own resolution

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.
- Abraham Lincoln

Deep quotes-In the middle

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
~ Albert Einstein

Sexual quotes-Reason

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal

Thoughts on life-Sacrifice

Don’t sacrifice your life to work and ideals. The most important things in life are human relations. I found that out too late.
- Katharinde Susannah Prichard, Australian Author

Thought for the day-Company

People are judged by the company they keep and the company they keep away from.

Love defined

Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

Meaningful quotes-Worth

Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you have.
- Thomas Edison, 1847-1931, American Inventor and Entrepreneur

Funny thoughts-Research

"How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?"

Quotes-Determination

Determination is the wake-up call to the human will.
by Anthony Robbins

Thoughts-Amazing pharmacy

It's been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish... all before making a human. He made and provided what we'd need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw. ?We're such slow learners...

God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body! God's Pharmacy!
Amazing!

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye... and YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes..

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All of the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower
cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop more than three (3) dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength..

Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Avocadoes, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers.

And how profound is this? It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (mo modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility. Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries

Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like the body's cells. Today's research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body.

Deep thoughts-Present moment

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. - Buddha

Thoughtful quotes-Discovery

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
- Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi, 1893-1986, American Biochemist

Friendship quotes-Without faults

You will never have a friend if you must have one without faults.

Funny thoughts-Famous last words

-> Nice doggie.
-> I can do that with my eyes closed.
-> I've done this before.
-> Well we've made it this far.

Thought for the day-Like air

Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

Famous quotes-Sacrifice the admiration

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
- Katherine Hepburn

Political quotes-Servant

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
~Charles de Gaulle

Inspirational quotes-Best

If you consistently do your best, the worst won't happen.
- by B.C. Forbes