Motivational thought for the Day

Things which matter most should never be at the mercy of things which matter least.
- Johann von Goethe

Inspirational quotes

"The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves."
- Jane Goodall

Funny thoughts-Signature

Humor Quotes

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
- Catherine Aird

Thoughts on Life

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes!

Deep thoughts

People are like stained glass windows:
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but, when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Thought for the day-The sooner

Funny thoughts

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia!

Short Quotes-Forgive

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

Famous quotes by Women

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-if you want anything done, ask a woman.
- Margaret Thatcher

Humor quotes-New perspectives

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Thoughts-Discouragement

It was advertised that the devil was going to put his tools up for sale. On the date of the sale, the tools were placed for public inspection; each tool being marked with its sale price.
They were a treacherous lot of implements.. . Hatred, Envy, Jealousy, Deceit, Lying, Pride, and so on.
Laid apart from the rest was a harmless looking tool, that appeared to have been heavily used, and was priced very high.
"What is the name of this tool?" asked one of the purchasers, pointing to it. "That is Discouragement," replied the devil.
"Why have you priced it so high?"
"Because it is more useful to me than all the others. I can pry open and get inside people's hearts with that when I cannot get near them with my other tools. Once I get inside, I can make them do what I choose. It is badly worn because I use it on almost everyone, since very few people know that it belongs to me."

Never get discouraged! Keep your head up keep the faith!

Thought for the day

"There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self."
- Aldous Huxley

Funny thoughts

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Famous Quotes-Kind words

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-Mother Teresa

Deep thoughts -Combine

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- Gloria Steinem

Thoughts about Men

- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
- To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- Women like quiet men because they think they are listening.
- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Thoughts in images-Reality of life

Humor Quotes

"The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!"

Thoughts on Life-Boomerang

"The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy."
Florence Shinn

Random thoughts-Frustration

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

Funny thoughts-Drink

Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge,
others just gargle.

Humor quotes-Life

'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

Thought for the Day

When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action you should take - choose the bolder.
* W.J. Slim

Famous Quotes

I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Thoughts-Minimalist art

Life

Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.

Quotes from Women

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen

Thought for the Day-Age

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Humor Quotes-Paper or plastic

"Thanks to the taxation we are subjected to, the question "Paper or plastic?" now refers to many American's sleeping arrangements! "

Thoughts on Life

Funny thoughts-Stars

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself,
"Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

Thought for the day

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
- Albert Einstein

Short Quotes

• Never mistake motion for action.
~ Ernest Hemingway

Inspirational Quotes

• There are no insoluble problems.
Only time-consuming ones.
~ James A. Michener, Space , 1982

Funny thoughts-Retirement

Humor quotes-Stress

"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."

Funny thoughts-Experience

Some people keep repeating the same mistakes over and over and call it experience.

Thought for the Day

• Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.
~ James F. Byrnes

Thoughts on life

Inspirational Quotes

• Either I will find a way or I will make one.
~ Phillip Sidney

Famous quotes-Victory

• Victory belongs to the most persevering
~ Napoleon Bonaparte