Funny thoughts-Celibacy

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Quotes-Relax

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

Inspirational quotes-Challenge

The search for wisdom is a great challenge;
to act on wisdom is an even greater challenge.
- Siddhaswarupananda Paramahamsa

Deep thoughts-behind

What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.
- Pericles

Famous political quotes-Govt.

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
- Ronald Reagan