Thursday, February 2, 2012

Humor quotes-Guantanamo Bay prison cell

During a search of a Guantanamo Bay prison cell, guards found a copy of al-Qaeda magazine. It was the issue where Barbara Walters interviewed the ten most interesting terrorists of the years.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Famous people quotes-Talking to God

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
-Lily Tomlin

Movie quotes-Crazy pills

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”
- Zoolander

Sarcastic quotes-Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney released his tax records and they showed that he earned $42 million over the last two years. So now the other candidates aren't running for president. They're running to be Mitt Romney.
- Conan O'Brien

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Hilarious quotes-Donald Duck

President Obama was addressing some dignitaries at Disney World. They even put the pants on Donald Duck.
- David Letterman