Inspirational quotes-Spreading joy

It costs you nothing to make another happy - and you gain your true self through the act of spreading joy. Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
- Zig Ziglar

Deep thoughts-Reach

What is real is beyond all reach.
- Julian Green

Movie quotes-The past

My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you before you can move on.
- Forrest Gump

Positive quotes-Great Family

The magic words for a great family are,
"I love you just the way you are."

Deep thoughts-Giving of Love

The giving of love is an education in itself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Inspirational quotes-Simple

It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.
- Amelia Barr

Quotes-Wedlock

Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil.
-Byron, Hours of Idleness

Hilarious quotes-Sagging

"The Hooters Hotel and Casino here in Las Vegas isn't doing too well, I've heard. I guess you might say their business is sagging."
- Scott E. Roeben

Famous people quotes-Please

You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
- Mitch Hedberg

Famous people quotes-Point of view

Your point of view sets you up well in advance for how you view the events as they unfold.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Humor quotes-Easier

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
- Andy Rooney

Deep thoughts-Dreams or aspirations

Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
- Henry David Thoreau

Inspirational quotes-Self confidence

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
- Samuel Johnson

Thought for the day-Raise our sails

The winds of grace are always blowing;
all we need to do is raise our sails.

Political quotes-Future wars

"There's a plan for the Pentagon to cut almost half a trillion dollars from the military. The Pentagon plans to pay for future wars by divorcing Kobe Bryant."
- Conan O'Brien

Famous people quotes-Death of fear

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
- Mark Twain

Sarcastic quotes-Dumped glitter

''A gay activist dumped glitter all over Newt Gingrich. He wants Newt to stop being against gay marriage. But Newt believes marriage is a sacred bond between a man and his wife and his mistress and the other woman he's seeing on the side.''
- Jay Leno

Deep thoughts-On the move

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
- Lao Tzu

Thoughts on Life-Surrender

I surrender to life as it is, not as it should be.
- Richard Carlson

Inspirational quotes-Willingness

Facing a difficulty requires a willingness of heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Sarcastic quotes-Christmas toy

I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.
- Craig Ferguson

Sexual quotes-Dumbest thing

"What's the dumbest thing ever? A p*rn star asking, 'What's my motivation?'"
- Scott E. Roeben

Beautiful quote-Family

What is our family? We touch our full hearts and see ourselves reflected whole in each other's eyes.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Famous people quotes-Conformity

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy

Philosophical quotes-Spiritual goal

You can, when you believe you can.
You know that you have fully experienced love
when you turn into love - that is the spiritual goal of life.
- Deepak Chopra

Thought for the day-Mental attitude

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
- Thomas Jefferson

Inspirational quotes-The change

We must become the change we want to see.
-Mahatma Gandhi

Hilarious quotes-When life ends

"What will my friends and loved ones say about me when my life ends and I'm laid to rest?
They'll probably say, 'Wow. He finally got laid.'"
- Scott E. Roeben

Inspirational quotes-Impossible to fail

All that is necessary to break the spell of inertia and frustration is this: Act as if it were impossible to fail.
- Dorthea Brande

Deep thoughts-Hear him crow

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
- George Eliot