Humor quotes-Interested in sex

A study suggests women can subconsciously tell if a man is interested in sex by his scent. Researchers have labeled this particular pheromone. The scientific term is "beer."
(Alan Ray)

Political quotes-Next generation

A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.
~James Freeman Clarke, Sermon

Inspiring quotes-Sense of urgency

Without a sense of urgency, desire loses its value.
~ Jim Rohn

Daily quotes-Love money

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
- Kin Hubbard, 1868-1930, American Journalist/Humorist/Cartoonist

Motivational thoughts-Problems

If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's,we'd grab ours back

Love quotes-Absolute loyalty

I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting.
~Sylvester Stallone

Sarcastic quotes-Driver's license

American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver's-license age than at voting age.
~Marshall McLuhan, Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man, 1964

Thought for the day-Get even

The best way to get even is to forget.

Sexual quotes-For money

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."

Humor quotes-More meat

“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
-Jack Handy

Famous quotes-Common looking people

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Deep thoughts-Woman in the home

Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother’s Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill.
- John Erskine

Thoughts-The law of the Seed

Take a look at an apple tree. There might be five hundred apples on the Tree, each with ten seeds. That's a lot of seeds!
We might ask, "Why would you need so many seeds to grow just a few more Trees?"
Nature has something to teach us here. It's telling us: "Most seeds never Grow. So if you really want to make something happen, you better try More than once."
This might mean:

You'll attend twenty interviews to get one job.

You'll interview forty people to find one good employee.

You'll talk to fifty people to sell one house, car, vacuum Cleaner, insurance policy, idea...

And you might meet a hundred acquaintances to find one special friend.

When we understand the "Law of the Seed", we don't get so disappointed.

We stop feeling like victims. Laws of nature are not things to take personally.

We just need to understand them - and work with them.

Sanskrit proverb-Forever

Sorrow for the death of a father lasts six months; sorrow for a mother, a year; sorrow for a wife, until another wife; sorrow for a son, forever.

Funny thoughts-Old government employees

Old government employees never die, they just work as if they had.

Love quotes-Delusion

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
- H. L. Mencken (1880—1956).

Sarcastic quotes-Modern conservative

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
~John Kenneth Galbraith

Great quotes-Influences

The future influences the present just as much as the past.
~Friedrich Nietzsche

Wise quotes-The Art of Medecine

"The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease."
- Voltaire

Thought for the day-The same thing

As my grandfather used to say: 'If we all liked the same thing, the world would be after your grandma'.

Political quotes-Nuclear power

As a nuclear power - as the only nuclear power to have used a nuclear weapon - the United States has a moral responsibility to act.
- Barack Obama

Sexual quotes-A woman in lust

A woman in lust wants chocolate. A woman in love wants diamonds."
- From the movie "How to lose a guy in 10 days"

Friendship quotes-Worth it

If you can buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it.

Einstein quotes-Difficulties in Mathematics

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

Success quotes-Rectify

Success doesn't mean not to face any problems but to rectify the problems at hand.

Funny thoughts-In the dark

"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."

Inspirational quotes-Move the earth

Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
- Archimedes

Famous quotes-A threat

Al Qaeda is still a threat. We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is going to be OK.
- Barack Obama

Deep thoughts-Cry with someone

Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

Thoughts-Attitude follows perspective

Shifting The Mood

We all have days when we are faced with chores, errands, or responsibilities that we don't want to do. At times like these, it's easy to get into a bad mood and stay in one as we tackle these tasks.

However, given the fact that our bad mood will not change the fact that we have to do these things, and will most likely make things worse, we could also try to shift our attitude. Many wise people have pointed out that it is not so much what we do as it is how we do it that makes the difference in our lives.

It's important when we're facing something that's really hard for us, whether it's doing taxes, paying bills, or visiting a challenging relative, that we lovingly support ourselves through the process.

The more supported we feel, the easier it is to open our minds to the idea that we could change our way of looking at the situation.

In truth, most of the chores we don't like doing are intimately intertwined with our blessings. When we remember this, we feel gratitude, which makes it hard to stay in a dark mood.

We can shift our attitude by considering how much we love our home as we clean it and how lucky we are to have a roof over our head. Any task can be transformed from a burden to a necessary aspect of caring for something we love.

All we have to do is shift our perspective, and our attitude follows shortly behind.

Love quotes-Superior alternative

"Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl no superior alternative has yet been found."
- Winston Churchill.

Humor quotes-Pervertible

"There is a new model of car being sold in San Francisco the pervertible. The top doesn't go down, but the driver does."

Creative Quotes - Creativity

Creativity comes from the welcoming the unexpected

Sarcastiic quotes-Decay of Language

One ought to recognize that the present political chaos is connected with the decay of language, and that one can probably bring about some improvement by starting at the verbal end. If you simplify your English, you are freed from the worst follies of orthodoxy. You cannot speak any of the necessary dialects, and when you make a stupid remark, its stupidity will be obvious, even to yourself. Political language - and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists - is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. One cannot change this all in a moment, but one can at least change one's own habits, and from time to time, one can even, if one jeers loudly enough, send some worn-out and useless phrase - some jackboot, Achilles' heel, hotbed, melting pot, acid test, veritable inferno or other lump of verbal refuse - into the dustbin where it belongs.

~George Orwell, "Politics and the English Language," Shooting an Elephant, 1950

French Proverb-With Ifs

With ifs, Paris could be put in a bottle.

Random thoughts-Money isn't everything

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

Political quotes-Liberalism vs. Conservatism

Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.
~William E. Gladstone, 1866

Thought for the day-Pity

It's okay to sit on your pity pot every now and then. Just be sure to flush once-in-a while.

Motivational thoughts-Exceptional

To make yourself exceptional is the biggest achievement of your life.

Humor quotes-College football

Congressman Joe Barton offered a bill to replace the BCS with a playoff system Friday. Congress has no authority over college football. Just because the government is taking over the banks and the auto industry doesn't mean the American people will allow them to meddle into something that matters.
(Argus Hamilton)

Friendship quotes-Before

Make friends before you need them.

Love quotes-The answer

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
- Woody Allen.

Famous quotes-Liberate

Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world.
Abraham Lincoln

Thoughts-By Maya Angelou

In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday.

Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And there on television, she said it was 'exciting.'

Maya Angelou said this:

'I've learned that no matter what happens or how bad it seems today, life does go on and it will be better tomorrow.'

'I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.'

'I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.'

'I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as 'making a life.'

'I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.'

'I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands . You need to be able to throw some things back.'

'I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.'

'I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.'

'I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug or just a friendly pat on the back.'

'I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.'

'I've learned that people will forget what you said; people will forget what you did; but people will never forget how you made them feel.'

Motivational thoughts-Close

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Funny thoughts-Giving up smoking

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

Sexual quotes-In heaven

"I wonder if sex in heaven is considered necrophilia."

Deep thoughts-Working mothers

All mothers are working mothers.

Thought for the day-Made in heaven

Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth

Sarcastic quotes-Hard on

A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.

Inspirational quotes-Luck

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
~ Thomas Jefferson

Political quotes-Replaced

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
~Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993

Love quotes-Interesting theory

"'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense."
- Keith Sullivan.

Humor quotes-Good idea

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

Famous quotes-Idea of Democracy

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
- Abraham Lincoln

Friendship quotes-Cement

Friendship is the cement that holds the world together.

Thoughts-The Silversmith Story

One woman offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study.

That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn't mention anything about the reason for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining silver.

As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities.

The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot; then she thought again about the verse that says: "He sits as a refiner and purifier of silver." She asked the silversmith if it was true that he had to sit there in front of the fire the whole time the silver was being refined.

The man answered that yes, he not only had to sit there holding the silver, but he had to keep his eyes on the silver the entire time it was in the fire. If the silver was left a moment too long in the flames, it would be destroyed.

The woman was silent for a moment. Then she asked the silversmith, "How do you know when the silver is fully refined?"

He smiled at her and answered, "Oh, that's easy -- when I see my image in it"

If today you are feeling the heat of the fire, remember that God has his eye on you and will keep watching you until He sees His image in you.

Sexual quotes-Describe an orgasm

"Trying to describe an orgasm is like trying to describe being in love - you can't do it yet you know exactly what it feels like."
— Anonymous.

Thought for the day-Starve

Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.

Deep thoughts-Guardian

Memory is the treasury and guardian of all things.
- Marcus T. Cicero, 106-43 B.C., Great Roman Orator and Politician

Sarcastic quotes-Beefing up

Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork.
~Harold Lowman

Short quotes-A house divided

A house divided against itself cannot stand.
- Abraham Lincoln

Thoughts on life-A coin

Life is a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.